think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We are all done wearing pants today
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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