I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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