im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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