we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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