Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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