oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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