is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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