Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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