I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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