my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boobs are out for the taking
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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