Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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