Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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