please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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