He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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