beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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