come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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