thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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