Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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