My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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