I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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