So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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