Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Well I just put wine in my tea
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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