I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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