why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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