My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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