my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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