Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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