god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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