This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You can't motorboat a personality
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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