Sry I called you an 8
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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