Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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