Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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