I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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