Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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