Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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