i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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