About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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