Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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