Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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