I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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