Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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