my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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