shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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