I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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