I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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