her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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