I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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