I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Green mimosas i think yes
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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