...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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