My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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